road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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