so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
