wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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