dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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