It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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