that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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