Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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