i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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