If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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