I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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