belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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