I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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