i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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