Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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