'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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