too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just puked most of my soul out..
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