S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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