I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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