the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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