help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You left your phone here
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