remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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