Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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