I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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