bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
thus making me awesome and them whores
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
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Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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