no. you can't hotbox the world.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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