We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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