no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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