I am in a vortex of obligation.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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