"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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