Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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