do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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