Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
did you just send me my own nude
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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