Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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