I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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