Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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