i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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