She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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