My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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