Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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