you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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