just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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