I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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