Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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