should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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