Fuck appropriateness.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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