you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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