ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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