Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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