I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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