does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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