The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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