YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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