I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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