I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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